Why did the chicken cross the road?

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Colonel Sanders: Gee I missed one

Hamlet: Because 'tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of oncoming vehicles...

George W: National Security was at stake.

J.R.R. Tolkein: The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow- white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name. And then it crossed it.

Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Gandalf: O chicken, do not meddle in the affairs of roads, for you are tasty and good with barbecue sauce.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You crossed my father's road. Prepare to die.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain

Adolf Hitler: To cleanse the earth

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

John Paul Jones: It has not yet begun to cross!

Martin Luther King: It had a dream.

Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.

Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Thomas Paine: Out of common sense.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.

to see if any one would read this blog!!!

these chicken sayings came from many different sources all but the last one came from a man not of myself.....